Survival & Preparation Sites
Some specific endorsements here. The remainder found and posted based on my brief reviews of content; so these are typically the ones I would use or have already used.
New one – I like it – http://www.thinkprepared.net/
THE LIST – from the site above -
GENERAL SUPPLIES – LONG TERM STORAGE
(Based on 4 people)
CAMPING GEAR
36 each Candles
200 each Fire Starters (jelly, ribbon, tablets, impregnated peat bricks, wax-coated pine cones, magnesium block, flint)
1 each First Aid Kit (see list)
1 each Fuel Refills (for each type, propane, sterno, diesel, gas)
2 each Fishing Kit
4 each Foam Mattress Pads (for under sleeping bags, swags, etc.)
4 cans Insect Repellent
1 each Kettle, huge, with lid (at least lobster pot size) for boiling water
18 each Light sticks (12 hour)
4 each Lighter (butane)
4 bottles Liquid Detergent for clothes and dish washing
1 each Mosquito Netting
4 each Plastic Sheeting or Tarps (waterproofing between sleeping bag and ground)
2 each Propane Lanterns and Extension Poles
2 each Propane Tank (20 lb or 9 Kg)
4 each Propane Wicks or Socks
1 each Portable Clothes Line and Pegs or Clothes Pins
2 each Prescriptions for current medications
2 each Sleeping Bag, Bedroll, Swag or Wool Blankets
1 each Snake Bite Kit
4 each Space Blankets (reflects up to 90% of your body heat and only weighs 20 oz)
2 each Tents (2 person)
5 each Trash Bags*
1 each Wash Board
1 each Wash Tub for laundry
10 boxes Waterproof Matches
* Purchase the heaviest, largest trash bags available for countless uses like an extra tent, emergency wind/rain protection or keeping pack and contents dry)
CARRYING ITEMS
4 each Backpack for supplies
4 each Fanny pack for short excursions
4 each Five Gallon Pail with Lid
4 each Water Canteen
CLOTHING
24 each Bandanas (inexpensive shield face, head cover, wash cloth, bandage, sanitary pad)
12 each Complete Change of Clothing* (3 for each person)
2 each Current Prescription Glasses
12 each Dust Masks
12 each Extra 3 sets of underwear (3 for each person)
1 each Gas Mask if you are living in one of the top 120 major cities
8 pair Heavy Socks for boots
4 each Rain Poncho OR Rubberized Parka and Rain Pants (oversized to layer clothing underneath; these are preferable over Rain Ponchos-offer more protection)
4 each Sturdy Boots
4 each Sunglasses
4 pair Tennis Shoes
4 pair Work Gloves, heavy duty
*Most people will need to consider seasonal changes. Every season, update your stored change of clothes for appropriate weather conditions. In winter, include coats, hats, gloves, thermal underwear, snow boots and clothes for layering.
COMMUNICATION ITEMS
1 set $1000. in cash and change (during times of disaster charge cards and checks will not be honored*
2 each Compass of good quality
6 each Notepad
2 each Map of your local area
4 each Pen
4 each Pencil
1 set Phone numbers and addresses of friends/family
1 set Pre-addressed, stamped postcards of friends and family out of state (if a disaster is widespread, you’ll want to contact someone out of the area)
1 each Radio (solar, hand cranked or battery powered)
8 each Road Flares (these are not legal is Australia)
1 each Short-wave Radio (plus extra batteries)
12 each Signal Flares (these are not legal in Australia)
4 each Signal Mirror
4 each Signal Whistle
*Money is always hard to tuck away and pretend it isn’t there, but in this instance, it is a necessity. One can’t depend on merchants accepting credit cards during a crisis. Think about it. Whenever you make a purchase, it is always verified by a telephoned authorization number. If phone lines are down and these numbers are not obtainable, chances are your proposed purchase won’t be allowed.
COOKING ITEMS
2 rolls Aluminum Foil, heavy weight
2 each Boning Knife
2 each Bread Loaf Pan
1 each Butcher Knife
1 each Camp Stove
1 each Can Opener, manual, heavy duty
1 each Corkscrew
6 each Dish Cloths
1 each Dutch Oven, large with lid, stainless steel or cast iron best*
Food/Water Supplies (see Long-Term Storage suggestions)
Fuel for Camp Stove (see Propane Tank listed in Camping Gear)
1 each Grater
1 each Grain Grinder, manual
1 each Hot Pad
6 each Melamine Plates and Cups (aluminum gets too hot)
1 each Metal Coffee Maker or Billy Can
1 each Mixing Bowl, Large
1 each Mixing Bowl, Small
2 each Pancake Turners, metal not plastic
1 each Paring Knife
1 roll Plastic Wrap
2 each Quart Containers with Lids (for purifying water, you need 2 so water can be poured back and forth to re-oxygenate)
1 each Sauce Pan, large with lid, stainless steel or cast iron best*
1 each Sauce Pan, small with lid, stainless steel or cast iron best*
1 each Spoons, Metal
2 each Spoons, Wooden
1 each Skillet, large with lid, stainless steel or cast iron best*
5 pkgs Water Purifying Tablets (50 count)
2 each Water Purification System (see article water purifiers)
2 boxes Ziploc Freezer Bags, gallon
2 boxes Ziploc Freezer Bags, quart
*If you elect to cook outside, cover food to guard against insects. In Australia there are nasty blowflies (blowies in OZ speak) which do rather rude things (lay maggot eggs) in any meat, given the chance. Using lids will also expedite cooking and water boiling times which reduces fuel consumption.
INFANT SUPPLIES
3 sets Baby Clothes
2 bottles Baby Powder
2 bottles Baby Wash
2 each Blankets
3 each Bottles
26 boxes Diapers, disposable (24 count)
1 bottle Diaper Rash Ointment
? cans Formula
2 bottles Lotion
1 each Teething Ring
2 boxes Towelettes, Premoistened
Toys
LATRINE AND GENERAL HYGIENE
12 pair Surgical Gloves (these are inexpensive and can be obtained in discount stores)
1 each Camping Potty
2 bottles Disinfectant
3 gallons Liquid Bleach and Eye Dropper
4 bottles Liquid Detergent for clothes and dish washing
4 each Sponges
2 boxes Steel Wool Pads like Brillo
40 rolls Toilet Paper, rolls flattened
2 boxes Towelettes, Premoistened (in addition to ones for infants)
120 each Trash Bags, large (for human waste and misc. rubbish)
4 bottles Vinegar
MISCELLANEOUS
1 each Bible
1 each Board Games: Scrabble, Monopoly, Chess, Backgammon, Checkers
8 each Books for pleasure
1 set Certified Copies of:
wills
birth, death, marriage certificates and divorce decrees
house and life insurance policies
inventory of valuable household items
deeds and contracts
stocks and bonds
charge card account numbers and their “lost or stolen” notification numbers
bank account numbers
medical records including immunizations
social security numbers
passports, where pertinent for each family member
*Keep these items in waterproof containers. Many survival and camping stores sell flat, water tight pouches. If you have a food vacuum sealer, this is another great use for it!
Ammunition, appropriate to and if firearm is selected
1 each Clock, wind-up manually like Big Ben and Baby Ben
2 each Firearm, (pistol and rifle recommended, personal choice item, see Firearms Page if you don’t know where to start)
1 each Hunting Knife
2 decks Playing Cards
1 each Magnifying Glass
1 box Paper Clips, assorted sizes
1 box Rubber Bands, assorted sizes
1 box Safety Pins, assorted sizes
1 each Dare To Prepare book
PERSONAL HYGIENE
1 bottle After Shave
2 months Birth Control
2 bottles Body/Hand Lotion
4 each Comb and Brush
1 set Cosmetics
2 each Dental Floss
2 bottles Body/Hand Lotion
4 each Comb and Brush
1 each Cosmetics
2 each Dental Floss
4 each Deodorant
3 bottles Liquid Soap for personal washing
1 box Panty Liners
1 bottle Perfume
3 pkgs Razor Blades (10 count)
3 bottles Shampoo
1 box Tampons/Sanitary napkins
4 each Toothbrush
3 tubes Toothpaste
1 each Tweezers, pointed
8 each Wash Cloths & Towels
PET CARE
18 each Chew Bones
10 bags Dog Food, dry (4 Kg or 10 Lb each)
2 each Food Bowl
2 each Leash and Collar
2 each Muzzles
5 bags Litter
1 each Litter Box
1 pkg Litter Box Liners
2 each Toys
1 each Water Bowl
? gallons Water*, one gallon per dog per day. For a cat, it is about 1 pint.
*(Even if it is a small animal, plan on the unexpected. SOMEBODY will undoubtedly spill their day’s ration and the pet’s water can be used in emergency.)
SENIOR CARE
2 each Batteries for Wheelchairs and Hearing Aids
1 each Crutches or Walkers, Tips and Pads
2 boxes Denture Care Items
1 spare Eye Glasses
2 months Heart or Blood Pressure Medications
2 months Prescriptions
Special Dietary Items
3 sets Warmer Clothing (generally the elderly have trouble with poor blood circulation and get cold easier)
TOOLS & HANDYMAN ITEMS
2 each ABC Fire Extinguisher (check for expiration date)
1 each Axe
6 each Bungee Straps (variety of lengths)
1 each Bush or Tree Saw
1 set Buttons, assorted sizes
1 each Crowbar
1 each Drill, Hand-operated
3 rolls Duct Tape
4 each Flashlight (extra batteries, spare bulbs)
1 each Generator, diesel preferably 5 KW
1 each Hammer
1 each Hatchet
1 roll Masking Tape (for labeling, etc)
1 box Nails, assorted sizes
1 pkg Needles and Thread, assorted “eye” sizes
1 box Pins
1 each Pliers, needle nose
1 each Pliers, regular
1 each Post Hole Digger, auger type
100′ (30m) Rope, Nylon
1 each Scissors
1 each Screwdriver, Phillips
1 each Screwdriver, Flat Head
1 each Shovel, Rounded V-shaped for digging
1 each Sledgehammer
1 each Staple Gun and Staples
1 each Swiss Army Knife
100′ (30m) Twine or Heavy String
1 each Vice Grips
1 each Wire Cutters
1 each Wench and Cable, manual
1 each Wrench
http://www.m4040.com/Survival/Survival.htm (Site built by an angry guy who needs to read more about 9-11 and a few other things, but otherwise a serious and capable person who has done a ton of work on getting very good survival information into our hands.)
http://www.therangerdigest.com/ (Cheap survival kits that get good ratings from those who know better than most.)
http://www.survivaltopics.com/survival/the-5-basic-survival-skills/
http://www.wilderness-survival-skills.com/
Nuclear War Survival Skills
Here’s a good one for those who like podcasts -
http://www.thesurvivalpodcast.com/
Water storage, purification and filtration – http://www.klearwater.com/ Note: Klear Water production is shut down for the time being. I will update when I hear that this situation is resolved. I am not aware of any equivalent competition to this product when it comes to water purification. This could be a superb barter item and certainly easier and safer to use than a filter or other purification technologies.
Here is more detailed information about XiniX/Kear Water product -
Our technology represents a paradigm shift in pathogen remediation, both in terms of spectrum and speed of decontamination. As you know, chlorine dioxide is a completely different molecule than chlorine. ClO2 interrupts the protein life-cycle, does not allow the pathogen to mutate, and does not leave toxic residue, as does chlorine. Chemically, XiniX® delivers microscopic bubbles of Chlorine Dioxide gas, suspended in de-ionized water. We are the only company in the world with the trade-secret technology to produce a precise, repeatable ClO2 dose with no mixing of components.
In short, we offer a disinfection factory in your pocket! You can find additional
information at www.klearwater.com.
To use XiniX/KlearWater® for water disinfection, you do not need to boil water; you don’t have to use chlorine, with it’s potentially hazardous side-effects and recommended protocol for secondary wash-down; and while rough filtration to remove solids is recommended, filtration is not absolutely necessary.
Our products are issued to our special ops troops and are promoted through the special ops medic program because they increase what the military terms “soldier sustainability.”
Our XiniX® family of products can have a very positive impact on the sustainability of church missionaries. Concurrently, XiniX® can help earn the good will of third-world
customers — as we experienced with a humanitarian aid project we donated a few years ago, that eliminated a cholera epidemic in a Cameroon village. We’ve also been successful in disinfecting a medical clinic that had been scheduled for shut-down, due to C.Difficile contamination; and XiniX® is certified to decontaminate problem pathogens such as anthrax/bacillus spores, enveloped viruses and prions.
In short, we can provide chemical water disinfection with a fast acting, safe product that is generally preferred to other methods because of effectiveness and expediency.
Compared to chlorine, XiniX®:
1. is 8 to 80 times faster-acting, depending on the pathogen.
2. leaves no harmful post-oxidant halogens like trihalomethanes, making XiniX® safe for continuous use.
3. improves the taste of water — which helps increase compliance and helps uneducated users to actually want to disinfect water.
As you know, more people get sick from transmitting pathogens with dirty hands than from drinking infected water. Boiling and RO filtration all take time and equipment.
Unlike these traditional methods, XiniX® is a ready-to-use multi-use disinfectant that:
1. makes it easy to clean hands with a safe non-alcohol product that is over 100X more effective than alcohol gels.
2. prevents cariogenic microorganisms while in the field—we have the tests to prove it!
3. is more portable than any filter system. Only RO is as effective, but RO is limited by it’s weight, bulk, the time and caloric requirement use, and the fact that it can only decontaminate limited amounts of water. XiniX® is virtually unlimited in it’s uses, and can disinfect any amount of water, from an ounce or two to hundreds of gallons. Additionally, some RO pump designs add the risk of a ruptured or improperly installed filter — which could allow concentrated pathogens to contaminate the filtered water far worse than prior to using the pump!
4. is approved in the US by EPA and FDA, and in foreign countries by various agencies and governments.
XiniX® used in clinics is a superb disinfectant that you can use to:
1. clean hands before surgery.
2. use for cold disinfection of instruments.
3. spray wounds before suturing.
4. use with field dressing to prevent infection.
5. shorten healing time
6. disinfect surfaces:
a. use full strength in hotel rooms, hostels and other quarters.
b. distribute for clinics to disinfect all surfaces. Requires no wash down after use because there is no harmful residue as is true with chlorine.
c. may be diluted 30:1 and 50:1 for normal disinfection. (Why carry heavy, bulky water-diluted products? XiniX® concentrate can be shipped or carried with ease.)
d. Since we can formulate one product for all uses, confusion is eliminated, inventory is simplified, and third-world users (or users in a hurry, such as in the field of combat) do not make mistakes.
Here is one vendor’s condensed catalog description:
A Sanitation Plant in your Pocket! New, unissued mil‐spec 7 multi‐use water purification and disinfectant, as issued to elite special operations troops, including Rangers, SEAL teams, Special Forces, Air Force ParaRescue and Delta Force. Now, you can have the same protection that elite troops use to stay healthy, even in the most disease‐ridden areas of the third world. No more Montezuma’s Revenge! MS‐7 by XiniX® protects against viruses and bacteria; replaces halazone, iodine, and other old‐fashioned pills; and unlike other chlorine dioxide products, requires no measuring or mixing — it’s reliable and consistent, right out of the bottle, every time. Leaves no hazardous residue, like chlorine, and eliminates the weight, bulk and calorie‐burning effort of Reverse Osmosis pumps. The civilian version is preferred by extreme sports teams because it is lighter weight and faster acting than RO pumps. MS‐7 purifies water in canteens or in hydration packs, and can also be used as a topical wound disinfectant to prevent scrapes and cuts from becoming infected. MS‐7 is the most effective product available for penetrating bio‐film, where most pathogens reside, and for cleaning
those difficult corners and tubes in hydration packs. MS‐7 is instant death for pathogens, yet is absolutely harmless to humans and pets.
http://beprepared.com/article.asp?ai=16&name=Water%20Storage%20Options&bhcd2=1233279442
http://www.thereadystore.com/emergency-water?gclid=CIXD5uyVtZgCFRVcbQoddD9WTw
http://heartspring.net/water_filters_guide.html
To buy gold and silver bullion – www.midasresources.com and http://eldoradogold.net/
http://meltdown2011.wordpress.com/2008/12/07/silver-dealers-my-experiences/
After you get some education on physically held gold & silver bullion check ebay.
Food – http://www.azurestandard.com/
http://www.bulkfoods.com/products.asp
Get a garden going and harvest it.
http://www.thegardenhelper.com/vegetables.html
http://davesgarden.com/community/forums/t/927471/
http://www.rahul.net/mcgrew/garden.html#books
Seeds – http://www.reneesgarden.com/ (I have had very good luck for several years using these seeds. Try the ”Crimson Carmello” Tomatoes. )
Also http://www.nicholsgardennursery.com/ (I have had very good luck for several years using these seeds too. Try the Sweet Meat Squash. )
Guns and Ammo and Training
Check your local yellow pages for a gun store. When you go there, be nice and ask questions. Here in Kalifornia, most gun store owners and their staff are under a lot pressure and stress. They can be very helpful and informative. Ammo prices are ridiculousy high now and bulk ammo is getting harder to find and is a lot more expensive than it used to be. If you are new to firearms, don’t purchase unless you committ to some good training. That is common sense and it is important to follow through. In fact you should consider training first where you are able to use the trainer’s firearms. Some will have a good slelction that will enable you to make a more intelligent decsion when it comes time to purchase. Either way, you must get some training. The life you save may be your own. The local Firearm Dealer around here is Helm’s on Piner in Santa Rosa. Check out their used section.
I also know some local trainers. And of course like all the subjects above, you can find loads of information on the internet about firearms, training and self-defense.
Self defense training DVD (close quarters pistol and knife)
http://dogbrothers.com/store/product_info.php?cPath=35&products_id=131
Marc Denny of the Dog Brothers did this and I haven’t even seen it yet, but I’ve been to one of the Dog Brother events in So-Cal and this is as real as it gets without getting seriously injured or killed. If you want to get as serious you’ll need to get yourself into a class somehow, but there is a lot of Karate – Kung Fu junk out there that can get you killed if you try to use it in a real street fight situation, so be careful. Personally, if you can’t get trained by the likes of a Marc Denny, I recommend a Cage Fighting/Mixed Martial Arts school that has students that compete – you will get in shape like never before, but I hope you are young and determined. I tried it just before I turned 50 and only lasted 3 months.
This page will have more added to it later. This is a good start.
Added 4/10/09
The art of survival: Essential skills for the post-apocalyptic world
Recession. Food shortages. Natural disasters. Terrorism. What would happen to us if some cataclysmic event caused society to break down? Neil Strauss wasn’t prepared to leave his future to chance
I took a deep breath and tried to remember what I’d learned. I curled my right leg as far up my body as it would go and dipped my cuffed hands down until I could reach my sock. Inside, I’d stashed the straight half of a hairpin, which I’d modified by making a perpendicular bend a quarter inch from the top. I removed the pin, stuck the bent end into the inner edge of the handcuff keyhole, and twisted the pin down against the lever inside until I felt it give way.
As I twisted my wrist against the metal, I heard a fast series of clicks, the sound of freedom as the two ends of the cuff disengaged. I released my hands, then made a discovery few people who haven’t been stuffed inside a trunk know: most new cars have a release handle on the inside of the boot that, conveniently, glows in the dark. I pulled on the handle and emerged into the light.
“Thirty-nine seconds,” Alwood said as I climbed out of the trunk. “Not bad.”
I couldn’t believe classes like this even existed. In the last 48 hours, I’d learned to hot-wire a car, pick locks, conceal my identity, evade attack dogs, and escape from handcuffs, flexi-cuffs, duct tape, rope, and nearly every other type of restraint.
The course was called Urban Escape and Evasion, which offered the type of instruction I’d been looking for to quell my anxieties about the headlines I read in the newspapers every day, threatening riots, terrorism, economic collapse, and citywide strikes. The objective of the class was to learn to survive in a city that had turned into a battleground. Most of the students were soldiers and contractors who’d either been in Iraq or were about to go, and wanted to know how to safely get back to the green zone if trapped behind enemy lines.
The class was run by a company called onPoint Tactical. Its founder, Kevin Reeve, had been the director of Tracker School, America’s pre-eminent wilderness survival centre, before setting off on his own to train Navy SEALs, Special Forces units, SWAT teams, paratroopers, marines, and snipers. As a bounty hunter, his partner, Alwood, had worked with the FBI and Secret Service to help capture criminals on the Most Wanted list.
For our next exercise, we walked inside to a shooting range behind the classroom where an obstacle course had been set up. Alwood handcuffed me again, adding leg chains to my feet. I then ran as fast as I could through the course, ducking under and climbing over chairs and benches, simulating a prison escape.
“We’re nine meals away from chaos in this country,” Reeve lectured afterward, explaining that after just three days without food, people would be rioting in the streets. “With gas and corn prices so high, recent events have made it much more likely that you’ll be needing urban escape and evasion skills in this lifetime.”
To prove his point, Reeve told us of gangs of armed looters that ransacked neighbourhood after neighbourhood in New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina. “One of the police officers there told me they shot on sight three people out past curfew,” he added.
For some reason, I was more disturbed by the idea of killer cops than marauding gangs. Maybe it was because of the recurring nightmares I used to have as a teenager about being mistaken for someone else and taken to jail. In the dreams, I’d be so petrified during the ride to prison that I usually woke up in a cold sweat before I ever made it there. Since then, I’d come to realise it wasn’t actually jail I was scared of in those dreams, but the loss of freedom that it represented.
As the sun set, we drove to an abandoned junkyard, where Reeve let us practice throwing chips of ceramic insulation from spark plugs to shatter car windows, using generic keys, known as jigglers, to open automobile doors, and starting cars by sticking a screwdriver in the ignition and turning it with a wrench. As I popped open the trunk on a Dodge with my new set of jigglers, I thought: “This is the coolest class I’ve ever taken in my life.” If I’d had these skills in school, I definitely would have been expelled.
Over a barbecue dinner later that night, Reeve asked why I’d signed up for the course. “I think things have changed for my generation,” I told him. “We were born with a silver spoon in our mouths, but now it’s being removed. And most of us never learned how to take care of ourselves. So I’ve spent the last two years trying to get the skills and documents I need to prepare for an uncertain future.”
I’d never actually verbalised the source of my anxieties before. Reeve looked at Alwood silently as I spoke. For a moment, I worried that I’d been too candid. Then he smiled broadly. “You’re talking to the right people. That’s what we’ve been thinking. Kelly has caches all over this country – and in Europe.”
On the first day of class, Reeve had taught us all about caches – hiding places where food, equipment, and other survival supplies can be stored away from home, whether buried in the ground or stashed in a bus-station locker.
“The thing with caches is that you have to be able to survive if one is compromised,” Alwood explained. “So each one has to contain everything you need: gun, ammo, food, water.”
“You’ll need lots of ammo,” Reeve added, “because that will be the currency of the future.”
I pulled out my survival to-do list and added, “Make caches.”
I’d noticed that the way people prepare for TEOTWAWKI (survivalist slang for “the end of the world as we know it”) has a lot to do with their view of human nature. If you’re a Fliesian like Alwood and Reeve and you think that without the rules of society to restrain them, people will become violent and selfish, then you’ll build a secret retreat, stockpile guns, and start a militia. If you’re a humanist, and believe people are essentially compassionate, then you’ll create a commune, invite everyone, and try to work in harmony together.
In case of disaster, Alwood and Reeve had their own list of essentials: water, food, defence, energy, retreat, medical, and network.
So far in my disaster-preparedness training, I’d found no groups where I felt like I belonged. The billionaires were out of my league. The PTs (permanent travellers) were too paranoid about Big Brother. The survivalists were too extreme about guns and religion. The primitivists were too opposed to technology and modern culture. And the growing tide of doomsdayers seemed more interested in trying to prove their predictions than do anything about them.
And unless you’re Robert Neville in I Am Legend – and even he died at the end – the best way to survive WTSHTF will be to have a well-organised team with members cross-trained in every necessary skill.
I’d recently read a book called Patriots by an infamous survival blogger named James Wesley Rawles. A how-to book disguised as fiction, Patriots tells of a future in which inflation has made the dollar worthless, leading to social, economic, and government collapse. Fortunately, a group of eight friends has been training and stockpiling supplies for years – Just in Case. So they hole up in a compound in rural Idaho and, thanks to their military organisation, survival skills, Christian values, and weapons expertise, successfully fend off looters, gangs, and even the United Nations.
The lengths they go to in order to accomplish this are not just extreme, they’re inspirational. They build a 900-gallon diesel storage tank, a solar pump and 3,500-gallon water cistern, a 57ft-high wooden tower for a wind generator, seven camouflaged foxholes to ambush intruders, and bulletproof steel-plated doors and window shutters.
And that’s just a small fraction of their preparations. They even add an extra fuel tank to their vehicles, which inspired me to look into doing the same.
But who did I have to hang out with for TEOTWAWKI? No one.
“Now you do,” Reeve replied when I shared my thoughts. “You can always come to us.”
“But you can’t come to us tomorrow,” Alwood said, a cruel smile forming. Tomorrow was our final exam. “Because we’ll be hunting you in the streets.”
It was 9am on Sunday morning and I was in the backseat of a Range Rover, handcuffed again. This time, it was to another student. His name was Michael, and he was preparing to work in Iraq as a truck driver for Halliburton. He was trying to earn money, he said, to open a laundromat. “Everyone has to wash their clothes,” he explained, the dollar signs practically glinting in his eyes.
Reeve had driven us 10 minutes outside downtown Oklahoma City, confiscated our bags, and left us handcuffed in the SUV in a parking lot in a desolate part of town. If we were caught anywhere in the city by Reeve and his cohorts – most of them bounty hunters and military trainers – we’d be put in restraints, thrown in the back seat of their car, and dropped off miles away to start all over again.
Luckily, I had internalised the first lesson of urban survival: planning. I’d spent the previous night locating supplies, hiding them in caches, and finding collaborators in the city. To make sure my hairpin pick wasn’t confiscated, I’d made a thin slit in the seam of my shirt collar and stashed it inside.
I pulled it out and undid my handcuffs, then Michael’s. Beneath the Range Rover floor mat was an envelope containing the first of several tasks we’d need to execute in downtown Oklahoma City to prove we’d learned to successfully navigate a dangerous urban environment. Our first assignment was to meet an agent wearing a black hat in the Bass Pro Shop in an area known as Bricktown and use persuasion engineering to get her to reveal our next mission.
Bricktown was a long walk away – especially since we’d get caught by bounty hunters if we took the main streets. Nearby, however, there was an Enterprise Rent-A-Car office; perhaps someone there would give us a ride.
The only customer inside was a young, muscular man in a large sleeveless basketball jersey. He was at least six inches taller than me and three times as thick. His face was crisscrossed with scars.
So I asked him for a ride.
“Our friends dropped us off here as a joke, and we have to make it back to Bricktown. Is there any way we can get a lift?”
“Do you got any guns or drugs on you?” he asked. That wasn’t exactly the response I’d expected.
“No, definitely not,” we reassured him.
“I’ll give you a ride then,” he grunted, “but I gotta warn you, if I’m pulled over by the police, I’m not gonna be nice to them.”
I didn’t know what he meant exactly, but it was scary as fuck.
In that moment, I realised this wasn’t a game. This was a real city, and this was real life.
Yet we followed him outside to a black Chevy Tahoe and climbed inside anyway. This, I realised as he drove us into town, was how people got killed. Evidently, in my mind, the law of conservation of energy had overruled the principles of common sense.
As he drove into town, he handed me his card. Underneath his name were the words “credit doctor”. “If you ever need your credit repaired, I can do it overnight-for the right price,” he informed me. He, too, was an urban survivalist of sorts, with his own method of beating the system.
He dropped us off in an alley in Bricktown where I’d cached a bag of disguises the night before. In a lecture on urban camouflage, Reeve and Alwood had taught us there was a certain category of people in cities called invisible men. If the city is a network of veins, invisible men are the white blood cells: they work to keep it clean. They’re the janitors with bundles of keys on their belt loops, the alarm servicemen with clipboards and work orders, the UPS men hidden behind piles of boxes, and the construction workers with hard hats, safety vests, and tool belts.
In these disguises, Reeve and Alwood said, we could walk unnoticed into almost any event.
However, since Alwood and Reeve had taught us these disguises, I knew they’d be looking for invisible men. But what they wouldn’t be looking for was an invisible woman.
I slid under the back porch of a Hooters restaurant and found my bag of disguises. Miraculously, it was still intact in a small ditch in the rear of the crawl space where I’d cached it the night before. I grabbed the bag, climbed out, and entered a small corridor of shops above while Michael waited in the alley.
Inside, I found a public restroom and began my transformation.
First I shaved my moustache and goatee in the bathroom mirror. Then I stepped into the stall and put on a flowery yellow cardigan I’d bought at Wal-Mart, after having seen a nondescript woman wearing a similar top.
I removed my cargo pants and replaced them with women’s black dress slacks, then swapped my sneakers for yellow flat shoes.
Next, I pulled out a purse I’d stuffed with the rest of my disguise: hat, wig, sunglasses, clip-on earrings, and makeup my girlfriend, Katie, had recommended – face powder, mascara, and lipstick.
I left the stall to put on the hat and wig. Gazing at my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I realised, to my disappointment, that I didn’t even make a good transvestite, let alone a passable woman. I hoped Katie’s make-up tips would help.
I powdered my face, which helped conceal the faint outline of my freshly shaven beard. But as I was pulling out the mascara, the bathroom door swung open and a thick-necked college student with a crew cut and a striped button-down shirt stumbled in. His face was patchy and red, as if he’d been drinking.
He looked at me, and slurred: “What the fuck are you doing?”
“I’m doing a class exercise,” I blurted, hoping it would sound normal enough to calm him down. Then again, I was in a men’s room in Oklahoma, dressed like a woman.
“What the fuck are you?”
I wasn’t so sure I understood the question, but I tried to answer anyway. “I’m being chased by bounty hunters, and I need to dress like a woman so they don’t recognise me.”
He glared at me and knitted his brow. I tried to clarify: “It’s for a course I’m taking on urban evasion.”
In response, he opened the bathroom door and yelled into the corridor. “Hey, broheim [brother], get a look at this.”
Seconds later, “broheim” walked into the bathroom. He was bigger than his friend, and just as drunk.
“What do we have here?” he asked as soon as he saw me.
At this point, I was sure I was going to get my ass kicked.
With the two of them blocking the exit, I needed to put my survival skills to use immediately. Unfortunately, there were no locks to pick and no cars to hot-wire. And instead of my Springfield XD automatic pistol, I was carrying a handbag.
In the course of my training, I’d learned that force respects greater force. So I ripped my hat and wig off in one motion, mustered as much toughness as I could, and told them coolly and firmly, “I’m in the fucking marines. We’re doing a drill in the city. Now back the fuck out before I get the rest of my battalion.”
The thick-necked guy who started it all stared for a moment at my shaven head and then said, sheepishly: “I guess you are in the marines.”
Thank God I hadn’t attached the clip-on earrings yet.
I made a mental note to add another skill to my survival to-do list: hand-to-hand combat. I couldn’t be a runner all my life. The only reason they were leaving was that they thought I was a fighter. I was reminded of something I’d been told at Tracker School when they were teaching us to hunt: “A fleeing animal is a vulnerable animal.”
After they backed out of the bathroom, I quickly changed into my jeans and tennis shoes again. Then I put on a military-green cap I’d bought, glasses, and a flannel shirt. With my facial hair gone, I hoped I’d be difficult enough to recognise. I’d learned my lesson: cross-dressing is not an urban survival tactic. It’s an urban suicide tactic.
When I returned to the alley, my urban escape team was waiting for me. Michael had been joined by four locals I’d recruited by posting a bulletin on MySpace the previous night, asking for volunteers in Oklahoma City for a top-secret mission. (Evidently, there’s not much to do in Oklahoma City on a Sunday afternoon.) Because the instructors had divided us into pairs, I hoped to escape their notice by moving in a larger group.
Sticking to alleys, parks, and industrial areas, we made our way to the Bass Pro Shop and safely carried out the first few missions.
But then I made the mistake of leaving the group to grab another cache, which included a set of lock-picking tools. As Reeve had taught us, “Once you learn lock-picking, the world is your oyster.”
I found the cache behind a pile of sandbags lying along the banks of the city’s canal. But as I made my way back to the group, I noticed a bounty hunter on a bridge above. He hadn’t spotted me yet. But he would soon.
There didn’t appear to be anywhere to hide or run – except for a door on the side of the bridge. I tried the knob. It was locked. I grabbed my lock-picking tools, found a pick with a flat underside, stuck it inside the lock, and raked it against the pins. There were five of them.
I selected a thin pick with an S-shaped end known as a snake and stuck it into the lock. At the bottom of the lock, I inserted a tension wrench. As I raked the snake along the pins, I pressed gently downward on the handle of the tension wrench. After a few minutes, the wrench began to turn. I pushed slightly harder on the wrench and, with a click, the door was open.
This class was better than my entire college education.
I needed to remember this wasn’t a game. This was reality and it could have consequences.
After emerging 15 minutes later, I rejoined my team and completed the remaining assignments, which mostly involved finding and photographing survival locations and items in the city: a water source, food source, daytime hiding location, safe place to sleep at night, easy-to-steal car, and an item that could be turned into a stabbing weapon.
This could just as easily have been a Fagin-like class for future career criminals. But like most governments, police forces, and armies, by calling ourselves the good guys, we had full permission to do any bad things we wanted – that is, until other people who thought they were the good guys felt otherwise.
While looking for water (available from several fountains) and food (available from edible plants and public ponds stocked with fish), I accidentally found several caches in the bushes made by homeless people. One contained a frying pan, the other a plastic bag with blankets inside. Between the cracks of the city, there was another world. And in that world, I learned, it was possible to live with no name and no money. I’d never thought of the homeless as survivalists before.
After completing our assignments, we reported back to Kevin.
“How’d you get everything done so quickly without getting noticed?” he asked suspiciously.
Though I was worried he’d accuse me of cheating, I told him the truth: I’d recruited a scout and camouflage team on MySpace.
“I saw those guys, but I had no idea who they were. That goes down as one of the all-time great class stories.”
I was relieved. Unlike wilderness survival, urban survival had no restrictions. Whatever worked was permissible. And that’s why it appealed to me. After all, living like our primitive ancestors doesn’t necessarily mean using sticks and stones. It means using every resource available and any means possible.
Thanks to Reeve and Alwood, I was finally ready to aggregate the skills I’d learned and conduct a trial run of the apocalypse to make sure I was fully prepared.
That is, after I called the Krav Maga centre in Los Angeles and signed up for street fighting lessons. I wasn’t going to get caught defenceless in a bathroom dressed as a woman again.
This is an edited extract from ‘Emergency’, by Neil Strauss, published by Canongate Books. To order a copy for £10.79 with free P&P call Independent Books Direct on 08700 798 897, or visit www.independentbooksdirect.co.uk.
Survival language: What you need to know
WTSHTF is short for When The Shit Hits The Fan. And, as disastrous as that may sound, it’s not nearly as bad as EOTWAWKI – The End Of The World As We Know It.
Bugging out is slang for leaving your home to go somewhere safe. To do so, you’ll want a bug-out bag (or BOB) full of survival supplies for the road; a bug-out vehicle (or BOV), to get you out of the impact zone and through traffic as quickly as possible; and a bug-out location (or BOL ) stocked with enough provisions to get you through whatever crisis is occurring.
So, in short, WTSHTF, you’re going to want a BOB to put in your BOV to go to your BOL – where you’ll pray it isn’t the EOTWAWKI.
Key skills: How to evade pursuit vehicles
1. MODIFY YOUR VEHICLE
Prepare ahead of time with, at a minimum, run-flat tyres that will operate at high speeds when punctured. If possible, also add high-quality shocks and springs, bullet-resistant windows, stainless-steel brake linings, a heavy-duty radiator, and dual-ram bumpers.
If you want to get serious, add layers of Kevlar on the car interior, ballistic wrap around your petrol tank, a dual battery system, an electric-shock system on the car exterior, and steel plates (with gaps for airflow) protecting the engine. Keep in mind that any additional weight will affect the car’s handling.
2. STOP THE CHASE BEFORE IT HAPPENS
Quickly disable unoccupied pursuit vehicles by sticking a knife into their tyre sidewalls or shattering their front windshields.
3. BLIND THE ENEMY
Carry a handheld spotlight or 500-plus-lumen flashlight to shine into the eyes of pursuiing drivers. Ideally, install spotlights or flashing strobe lights on your vehicle.
4. DISGUISE YOUR CAR
Create a panel of switches to independently control the lights of your vehicle, so you can become near-invisible at night. Keep night vision goggles in your car so you can drive in the dark.
5. STAY IN CONTROL
The goal in a car pursuit is not to be the fastest, but not to crash. Unless you have a far superior car to those of your enemies, try not to exceed a safe speed, so you can remain in control of your car.
6. LEARN EVASIVE DRIVING
Practice evasive driving manoeuvres, like effective cornering.. If the pursuit vehicle is trying to pit you (by ramming your rear side panel and causing you to spin out), continually brake and accelerate.
7. CLOSE THE DRIVER’S-SIDE GAP
Never let a car pull alongside you, especially on the driver’s side. To prevent this, don’t leave a lane open on the driver’s side of the car. If the enemy is still able to get in position for a drive-by attack, slam on the brakes.
8. SEEK COVER
If you need to abandon the vehicle, pull in front of a crowded, covered area, such as a shopping mall. Walk inside and lose yourself in the crowd.
If possible, carry a shopping bag with a razor, change of clothes, and other identity concealment gear.
If there’s no crowded space nearby, find a dense area with cover, like a forest, where only foot pursuit is possible.
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